YOU SAID:
Gary, your eyes are brown like a old, bruised banana
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ゲイリーは、あなたの目は昔、傷ついたバナナのような茶色です
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Gary, your eyes a long time ago, is brown, such as the wounded banana
INTO JAPANESE
ゲイリー、長い時間前にあなたの目は、負傷したバナナのような、茶色のようなものです
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Gary, your eyes a long time before, such as bananas, which were injured, is like a brown
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ゲイリーは、負傷したようなバナナのようなあなたの目の前に長い時間が、、、茶色のようなものです
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Gary, what a long time in front of your eyes, such as bananas, such as those injured like ,,, brown
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ゲイリー、そのようなそのような,,,茶色のように負傷したものとバナナのようなあなたの目の前でどのような長い時間、
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Gary, how such a long time in front of your eyes, such as of such bananas and those injured as such ,,, brown,
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ゲイリー、このようなバナナなど,,,茶色として負傷した者のようにあなたの目の前でどのような長い時間、
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Gary, how such a long time in front of your eyes as those who were injured as such ,,, brown such bananas,
INTO JAPANESE
ゲイリー、どのような,,,茶色のバナナのように負傷したもののようなあなたの目の前でそのような長い時間、
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Gary, such a long time in front of your eyes, such as what kind of ,,, those injured as banana brown,
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ゲイリー、このようなバナナ茶色として負傷したもの,,,の種類として、あなたの目の前でそのような長い時間、
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Gary, as the type of ,,, those injured as such banana brown, such a long time in front of your eyes,
INTO JAPANESE
ゲイリー、このようなバナナ茶色として負傷したもの,,,の種類として、あなたの目の前でそのような長い時間、
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Gary, as the type of ,,, those injured as such banana brown, such a long time in front of your eyes,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.