YOU SAID:
Gary was here, Ash is a looser!
INTO JAPANESE
ゲイリーがここにいた、灰は緩いです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gary was here, ash is loose!
INTO JAPANESE
ゲイリーは、灰が緩んでいる、ここにありました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gary, ash is loose, there was here!
INTO JAPANESE
ゲイリーは、灰が緩んでいる、ここにありました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gary, ash is loose, there was here!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.