YOU SAID:
garland on trees make me want to sneeze my brains out.
INTO JAPANESE
木に花輪を飾ると、くしゃみをしたくなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A wreath on a tree makes me want to sneeze.
INTO JAPANESE
木に花輪があるとくしゃみをしたくなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A wreath on a tree makes me want to sneeze.
You've done this before, haven't you.