YOU SAID:
garfield wants to smackity smack the back of john
INTO JAPANESE
ガーフィールドはジョンの背中を叩きたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Garfield wants to beat John's back
INTO JAPANESE
ガーフィールドはジョンの背中を打ちたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Garfield wants to strike John's back
INTO JAPANESE
ガーフィールドはジョンの背中を打ちたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Garfield wants to strike John's back
Come on, you can do better than that.