YOU SAID:
GA-CLUNCK! That's the sound of your internet hitting the bricks!
INTO JAPANESE
ガクン!それはインターネットがレンガにぶつかる音です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gulp! It's the sound of the internet hitting a brick.
INTO JAPANESE
ゴクゴク!インターネットがレンガにぶつかる音だ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gulp! It's the sound of the internet hitting a brick.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.