YOU SAID:
G'day there I'm SnakeOfBacon
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそこに私はSnakeOfBaconよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello there I SnakeOfBacon
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はSnakeOfBacon
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I SnakeOfBacon
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はSnakeOfBacon
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I SnakeOfBacon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.