YOU SAID:
G'day there I'm Snake Of Bacon
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはそこに私はベーコンの蛇よ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello there I snake of bacon
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンのこんにちは私はヘビ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bacon Hello I snake
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンこんにちは私のヘビ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bacon Hello my snake
INTO JAPANESE
ベーコンこんにちは私のヘビ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bacon Hello my snake
That didn't even make that much sense in English.