YOU SAID:
G'day mate, You look cracka-lackin
INTO JAPANESE
G'dayの仲間、あなたはひどい欠けているように見える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A group of G'day, you look severely missing
INTO JAPANESE
G'dayのグループ、あなたは深刻に見逃している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
G'day group, you are missing seriously
INTO JAPANESE
G'dayグループ、あなたは真剣に行方不明です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
G'day group, you are seriously missing
INTO JAPANESE
G'dayグループ、あなたは真剣に行方不明です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
G'day group, you are seriously missing
That didn't even make that much sense in English.