YOU SAID:
from now on, i'm gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad!
INTO JAPANESE
さあ今からは息子に優しくして私のお父さんに意地をするつもりだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now going to be nasty to my dad, to be nice to his son from now on!
INTO JAPANESE
今度はこれからの彼の息子にいいように、私のお父さんに厄介なことに!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That looks good to this from his son, my dad now.
INTO JAPANESE
それは彼の息子、私の父が今からこれに良い見えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is his son, my father from now on in this good looks.
INTO JAPANESE
彼の息子は、この美貌でこれからの私の父です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
His son, this beauty is my father.
INTO JAPANESE
彼の息子、この美しさは、私の父です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
His son, this beauty is my father.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.