YOU SAID:
frogs are cool like mushroom like you but not like you cause ur caca
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カエルはきのこのようにクールだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
frogs are cool like mushrooms
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カエルはキノコのようにかっこいい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
frogs are cool like mushrooms
That didn't even make that much sense in English.