YOU SAID:
Friends, Romans and countrymen, lend me your ears.
INTO JAPANESE
友人、ローマ人、同胞、あなたの耳を貸してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give me your friends, Romans, countrymen, your ears.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの友人、ローマ人、同胞、あなたの耳を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Give me your friends, Romans, countrymen, your ears.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.