YOU SAID:
friends i have not because i am a loser like you smile
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのような敗者だから友達はいない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no friends because I am a loser like you
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのような敗者だから友達がいない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a loser like you have no friends
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは友達がいないように私は敗者です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a loser like you have no friends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.