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friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, they die

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友達はじゃがいものようです、あなたがそれらを食べると、彼らは死にます

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Friends seem to be potatoes, they die when you eat them

INTO JAPANESE

友達はじゃがいものようですが、食べたときに死んでしまいます

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My friend seems to be a potato but will die when I eat it

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私の友達はじゃがいものようですが、食べると死んでしまいます

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My friend seems to be a potato but will die when eat

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私の友達はじゃがいものようですが、食べると死んでしまいます

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My friend seems to be a potato but will die when eat