YOU SAID:
Four dogs are sleeping. At least I think they're sleeping. Oh wait they are dead.
INTO JAPANESE
4 つの犬が眠っています。 少なくとも私は、彼らが眠っていると思います。 いや死んでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Four dogs were sleeping. I think they are asleep, at least. No dead.
INTO JAPANESE
4 つの犬が寝ていた。 私は、彼らは、少なくとも、眠っていると思います。いいえ、死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Four dogs were sleeping. I think I at least asleep they are. No, dead.
INTO JAPANESE
4 つの犬が寝ていた。私は、少なくとも眠っていると思います。いいえ、死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Four dogs were sleeping. I think I was sleeping at least. No, dead.
INTO JAPANESE
4 つの犬が寝ていた。少なくとも私は寝ていたと思います。いいえ、死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Four dogs were sleeping. I think at least I slept. No, dead.
INTO JAPANESE
4 つの犬が寝ていた。少なくとも私は眠っていたと思います。いいえ、死んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Four dogs were sleeping. I think at least I slept. No, dead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.