YOU SAID:

Found out life is hard, I had to go to the bathroom AND eat at the same time

INTO JAPANESE

人生分かったは難しい、私はトイレに行かなければならなかったし、同時に食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Life is hard to understand, I had to go to the bathroom and at the same time to eat

INTO JAPANESE

洗面所に行って 綺麗にしてくる 行ってくる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to go to the bathroom and freshen way, way up.

INTO JAPANESE

洗面所に行って 綺麗にしてくる 行ってくる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to go to the bathroom and freshen way, way up.