YOU SAID:
Found a martyr in my bed tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
今夜私の寝床で殉教者を見つけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Found the martyr in my bed tonight.
INTO JAPANESE
今夜、私のベッドで殉教者を見つけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Found the martyr in my bed tonight.
You should move to Japan!