YOU SAID:

forsooth, potatoes did 9/11, there are lizards in my pants, give me money

INTO JAPANESE

forsooth、じゃがいもは9月11日でした、私のズボンにトカゲがあります、私にお金を与えます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

forsooth, potato was September 11, there are lizards in my pants, give me money

INTO JAPANESE

forsooth、ジャガイモは9月11日だった、私のズボンにトカゲがある、私にお金を与える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

forsooth, potato was September 11, there are lizards in my pants, give me money