YOU SAID:
Forsooth! My nub has bloomed! Don my socks and salt my kipper
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて!私のこぶが咲きました!靴下を履いてキッパーに塩を塗る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
calm down! My hump has bloomed! Put on socks and salt the kipper
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着け!こぶが咲きました!靴下を履いてキッパーに塩を加える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down! The hump has bloomed! Put on socks and add salt to the kipper
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着け!こぶが咲きました!靴下を履き、キッパーに塩を加える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down! The hump has bloomed! Put on socks and add salt to the kipper
You've done this before, haven't you.