YOU SAID:

Forsooth! My nub has bloomed! Don my socks and salt my kipper

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いて！私のこぶが咲きました！靴下を履いてキッパーに塩を塗る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

calm down! My hump has bloomed! Put on socks and salt the kipper

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着け！こぶが咲きました！靴下を履いてキッパーに塩を加える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Calm down! The hump has bloomed! Put on socks and add salt to the kipper

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着け！こぶが咲きました！靴下を履き、キッパーに塩を加える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Calm down! The hump has bloomed! Put on socks and add salt to the kipper