YOU SAID:
for what ungodly reason am i here today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ここにいるなんて不幸な理由のために
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For unfortunate reasons why I am here today
INTO JAPANESE
私が今日ここにいるのは残念な理由で
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It is a disappointing reason that I am here today
INTO JAPANESE
私が今日ここにいるのは残念な理由です
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It is a shame reason that I am here today
INTO JAPANESE
私が今日ここにいるのは残念な理由です
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It is a shame reason that I am here today
Come on, you can do better than that.