YOU SAID:
For this first installment, we've got some important news if you're an owner of Nintendo 3DS, or just thinking of becoming one; and really, if you're neither one yet, what's wrong with you?
INTO JAPANESE
この最初の割賦の場合は、ニンテンドー 3 ds の所有者や単なるものを考えていくつかの重要なニュースを持っている我々本当に、まだどちらをなら、何があなたと間違っているか。
You've done this before, haven't you.