YOU SAID:
For please feed the dogs when a cheese sandwich eats you
INTO JAPANESE
チーズサンドウィッチがあなたを食べたら犬を飼ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep a dog if the cheese sandwich eats you
INTO JAPANESE
チーズサンドウィッチがあなたを食べたら犬を飼う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a cheese sandwich eats you, keep a dog
INTO JAPANESE
チーズサンドウィッチが食べたら、犬を飼う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat a cheese sandwich, keep a dog
INTO JAPANESE
チーズサンドイッチを食べるなら、犬を飼う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat a cheese sandwich, keep a dog
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