YOU SAID:
for christmas i turned my son into a rubber hose
INTO JAPANESE
クリスマスには息子をゴムホースに変えました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I changed my son into a rubber hose at Christmas
INTO JAPANESE
クリスマスに息子をゴムホースに変えました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I changed my son into a rubber hose at Christmas
That didn't even make that much sense in English.