YOU SAID:
food theory is insane, eating steak from laundry
INTO JAPANESE
食事理論は正気じゃない、洗濯物からステーキを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Diet theory is insane, eat steak out of the laundry
INTO JAPANESE
ダイエット理論は正気じゃない 洗濯物から出してステーキを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Diet theory is insane Take it out of the laundry and eat steak
INTO JAPANESE
ダイエット理論は狂っている 洗濯物から出してステーキを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Diet theory is crazy Take it out of the laundry and eat steak
INTO JAPANESE
ダイエット理論は狂ってる 洗濯物から出してステーキ食う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Diet theory is crazy Take it out of the laundry and eat steak
That didn't even make that much sense in English.