YOU SAID:
flying pigs produce flying bacon like your nan who married her cousin
INTO JAPANESE
空飛ぶブタは、いとこと結婚したあなたのナンのように空飛ぶベーコンを作る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A flying pig makes flying bacon like your nun who married his cousin
INTO JAPANESE
空飛ぶ豚は、いとこと結婚したあなたの修道女のように空飛ぶベーコンを作ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A flying pig makes flying bacon like your nun who married her cousin
INTO JAPANESE
空飛ぶ豚は、いとこと結婚したあなたの修道女のように空飛ぶベーコンを作ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A flying pig makes flying bacon like your nun who married her cousin
That didn't even make that much sense in English.