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Florida Man Covers Himself in Ashes, Says He's a 400-Year-Old Indian, Crashes Stolen Car
INTO JAPANESE
フロリダの男が灰に身を包み、400歳のインド人だと言い、盗まれた車に衝突
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Florida man dressed in ashes, says he's 400-year-old Indian, crashes into stolen car
INTO JAPANESE
灰に身を包んだフロリダの男性、彼は400歳のインド人だと言い、盗まれた車に衝突
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Florida man dressed in ash, says he's 400-year-old Indian, crashes into stolen car
INTO JAPANESE
灰に身を包んだフロリダの男性、彼は400歳のインド人だと言い、盗まれた車に衝突
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Florida man dressed in ash, says he's 400-year-old Indian, crashes into stolen car
That didn't even make that much sense in English.