YOU SAID:
florida man claiming people were eating his brains leads police on insane golf course chase
INTO JAPANESE
人々が彼の脳を食べていたと主張フロリダ男は非常識なゴルフコースの追跡で警察をリードします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A Florida man claims that people were eating his brain lead the police in insane golf course tracking.
INTO JAPANESE
フロリダの男は、人々が彼の脳を食べていたことが非常識なゴルフコースの追跡で警察をリードしていると主張している。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A Florida guy claims that people are eating his brain and leads the police in tracking an insane golf course.
INTO JAPANESE
フロリダの男は、人々が彼の脳を食べていると主張し、非常識なゴルフコースを追跡する際に警察を率いている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A Florida guy claims that people are eating his brain and leads the police in tracking an insane golf course.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
