YOU SAID:
fish fingers smell wierd at midnight when I'm asleep
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指は、私が眠っている真夜中に奇妙な匂いをする
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The fish's fingers smell strange in the middle of the night when I'm asleep
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指は夜中に眠っているときに奇妙な匂いがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The fish's fingers smell strange when they're asleep at night.
INTO JAPANESE
魚の指は夜眠っていると異臭がする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fish fingers stink when they sleep at night.
INTO JAPANESE
夜眠ると魚の指が臭い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I sleep at night, my fish fingers stink.
INTO JAPANESE
夜寝ると魚の指が臭い。
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When I sleep at night, my fingers smell like fish.
INTO JAPANESE
夜寝ると指に魚の臭いがする。
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When I sleep at night, I smell fish on my fingers.
INTO JAPANESE
夜寝ると指に魚の匂いがする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I sleep at night, I smell fish on my fingers.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.