YOU SAID:
First things first rest in peace Uncle Phil For real, you the only father that I ever knew
INTO JAPANESE
最初の事は最初に平和に休むフィルおじさん
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The first thing is Uncle Phil resting peacefully first
INTO JAPANESE
最初のことは、フィルおじさんが最初に平和的に休んでいることです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The first thing is that Uncle Phil is resting peacefully first
INTO JAPANESE
最初のことは、フィルおじさんが最初に平和に休んでいるということです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The first thing is that Uncle Phil is resting peacefully first
That didn't even make that much sense in English.