YOU SAID:
first things first rest in peace uncle phil, for real
INTO JAPANESE
最初のものは最初平和の叔父で休むフィルは、実際の
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First things first rest in peace Uncle Phil's, really
INTO JAPANESE
まず最初は平和で休む叔父フィルの本当に
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Really the first first peace and rest my Uncle Phil
INTO JAPANESE
本当に最初の最初の平和と私の叔父フィルを休む
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Absent from the first first peace and my Uncle Phil
INTO JAPANESE
最初の最初の平和と私の叔父フィル欠席
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First peace first and my Uncle Phil absent
INTO JAPANESE
最初の平和最初と私の叔父フィル欠席
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Peace first and my Uncle Phil absent
INTO JAPANESE
平和最初と私の叔父フィル欠席
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Peace first and my Uncle Phil absent
That didn't even make that much sense in English.