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First things first Doctah Evil, where's yer crapper?! Ah've gotta turtle 'ead poking out!

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まず第一に、ドクタ・イービル、クラッパーはどこだ!? Ah've gotta turtle 'ead 突っついている!

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First of all, Doctor Evil, where's Clapper!? Ah've gotta turtle 'ead poking!

INTO JAPANESE

まずドクターイービル、クラッパーはどこだ!? Ah've gotta turtle'ead 突く！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

First of all, Doctor Evil, where's the clapper!? Ah've gotta turtle'ead!

INTO JAPANESE

まずドクターイービル、クラッパーはどこだ!?ああ、カメの頭が必要です！

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First, Doctor Evil, where's Clapper!? Oh, I need a turtle head!

INTO JAPANESE

まずドクターイービル、クラッパーはどこだ!?あ、亀の頭が欲しい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

First, Doctor Evil, where's Clapper!? Oh, I want a turtle head!

INTO JAPANESE

まずドクターイービル、クラッパーはどこだ!?ああ、亀の頭が欲しい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

First, Doctor Evil, where's Clapper!? Oh, I want a turtle head!