YOU SAID:
First of all, it's not a party, but if it were a party, it would not be their party, it would be my party.
INTO JAPANESE
まず第一に、それはパーティーではありませんが、それがパーティーであるならば、それは彼らのパーティーではなく、私のパーティーでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, it's not a party, but if it's a party, it's my party, not theirs.
INTO JAPANESE
まず第一に、それはパーティーではありませんが、それがパーティーであるならば、それは私のパーティーであり、彼らのものではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, it's not a party, but if it's a party, it's my party, not theirs.
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