YOU SAID:

finger my open nostril and call me a goofy goober

INTO JAPANESE

私の開いている鼻孔を指し、私の間抜けな愚か者を呼び出す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Refers to open my nostrils, call me silly fools

INTO JAPANESE

私の鼻の穴を開き、私の愚かな愚か者を呼び出す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Open a hole in my nose and call me stupid

INTO JAPANESE

私の鼻の穴を開き、私は愚か呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Open a hole in my nose and call me stupid