YOU SAID:

Fine, but this time if a boy calls, please don’t tell him I’m wrist-deep in poopy.

INTO JAPANESE

わかったでも今度は男の子が電話してきたら私がウンチだって言うなよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Okay, but now that the boy calls, don't tell him I'm pooping.

INTO JAPANESE

わかったでも男の子が電話してきたからウンチしてるって言わないで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Okay, but don't tell me you're pooping because the boy called.

INTO JAPANESE

わかったでもウンチしてるなんて言わないで男の子が電話してきたから

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Okay, but don't tell me you're pooping, because the boy called.

INTO JAPANESE

わかったでもウンチしてるなんて言わないで男の子が電話してきたから

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Okay, but don't tell me you're pooping, because the boy called.