YOU SAID:
find you special one today, but first tape you mom to the person nearest to the fan or dont it doesnt really matter
INTO JAPANESE
今日あなたに特別なものを見つけてください、しかしあなたがファンに最も近い人にあなたのお母さんを最初にテープで留めるか、それは本当に重要ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find something special to you today, but it doesn't really matter if you tape your mom to the person closest to the fan first
INTO JAPANESE
今日あなたに特別な何かを見つけてください、しかしあなたが最初にファンに最も近い人にあなたのお母さんをテープで留めるかどうかは本当に重要ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find something special to you today, but it doesn't really matter if you tape your mom to the person closest to the fan first
That didn't even make that much sense in English.