YOU SAID:
Find an old lady that will slap me in the face with a fish, because that would make my day!
INTO JAPANESE
それは私の一日を作るので、魚で私の顔に平手打ちする老婦人を見つけて下さい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find an old lady slapping me in the face with fish because it makes my day!
INTO JAPANESE
それは私の一日を作るので、魚で私の顔に私を平手打ち老婦人を見つけます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find the old lady slapping me in the face with fish because it makes my day!
INTO JAPANESE
それは私の一日を作るので、魚で私の顔に私を平手打ち老婦人を見つけます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find the old lady slapping me in the face with fish because it makes my day!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.