YOU SAID:
fellas we gotta stop masturbating
INTO JAPANESE
私たちはマスターベーションをやめなければならない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We have to quit masturbation
INTO JAPANESE
私たちはマスターベーションをやめなければなりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We have to quit masturbation
That didn't even make that much sense in English.