YOU SAID:
fellas, i need to tell you something. i think i'm a homosexual, and i'm addicted to cocaine.
INTO JAPANESE
俺は同性愛者だコカイン中毒だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm gay. I'm addicted to cocaine.
INTO JAPANESE
俺はゲイだコカイン中毒だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm gay. I'm addicted to cocaine.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.