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Feeling like eating steak, then I'll make or bake a cake where the steak will be staked by a steak with a stake and the work will be done by pork and pork will be eaten by steak with a stake. Man, I love steak, as much as I love refrigerators.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキを食べたい気分になったら、ステーキを杭でステーキに刺し、作業を豚肉で行い、豚肉を杭でステーキに食べるというケーキを作ったり焼いたりします。冷蔵庫が好きなのと同じくらい、私はステーキが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you feel like eating a steak, you make or bake a cake in which the steak is pierced into the steak with a stake, the work is done with the pork, and the pork is eaten into the steak with a stake. As much as I love the fridge, I love steak.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキを食べたくなったら、ステーキをステーキに杭で突き刺し、豚肉で作業を行い、豚肉をステーキに杭で食べるケーキを作ったり焼いたりします。冷蔵庫が大好きであるのと同じくらい、ステーキも大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you feel like eating a steak, you stake the steak into the steak, do the work with the pork, and make or bake a cake in which the pork is staked into the steak. As much as I love the fridge, I love steak.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキが食べたくなったら、ステーキをステーキにくっつけて、豚肉で作業をして、ステーキに豚肉をくっつけたケーキを作ったり焼いたりします。冷蔵庫と同じくらい、ステーキも大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I feel like eating steak, I stick the steak to the steak, work with the pork, and make or bake a steak-on-pork cake. I love my steak as much as my fridge.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキを食べたくなったら、ステーキをステーキにくっつけて豚肉を扱い、ステーキオンポークケーキを作ったり焼いたりします。私は冷蔵庫と同じくらいステーキが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you feel like eating a steak, stick the steak to the steak and treat the pork to make or bake a steak-on-pork cake. I love steak as much as I love the fridge.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキが食べたくなったら、ステーキにステーキをくっつけて豚肉をあしらい、ステーキオンポークケーキを作ったり焼いたり。冷蔵庫と同じくらいステーキが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you want to eat a steak, you can attach the steak to the steak and garnish it with pork to make or bake a steak-on-pork cake. I love steak as much as I love the fridge.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキを食べたいときは、ステーキにステーキを添えて豚肉を添えて、ステーキオンポークケーキを作ったり焼いたりできます。冷蔵庫と同じくらいステーキが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you want to eat steak, you can serve steak with steak and pork to make or bake steak-on-pork cakes. I love steak as much as I love the fridge.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキを食べたいときは、ステーキと豚肉を添えてステーキオンポークケーキを作ったり焼いたりできます。冷蔵庫と同じくらいステーキが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you want to eat steak, you can make or bake steak-on-pork cake with steak and pork. I love steak as much as I love the fridge.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキが食べたくなったら、ステーキとポークでステーキオンポークケーキを作ったり焼いたり。冷蔵庫と同じくらいステーキが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you feel like eating steak, make or bake a steak-on-pork cake with steak and pork. I love my steak as much as my fridge.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキを食べたい場合は、ステーキと豚肉でステーキオンポークケーキを作るか焼きます。私は冷蔵庫と同じくらいステーキが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat steak, make or bake a steak-on-pork cake with steak and pork. I love steak as much as I love the fridge.
INTO JAPANESE
ステーキを食べたい場合は、ステーキと豚肉でステーキオンポークケーキを作るか焼きます。私は冷蔵庫が大好きであるのと同じくらいステーキが大好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to eat steak, make or bake a steak-on-pork cake with steak and pork. I love steak as much as I love the fridge.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.