YOU SAID:
fat like a hat it a shack
INTO JAPANESE
帽子のように太ったそれは小屋だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That thing that's as fat as a hat is a hut.
INTO JAPANESE
帽子のように太いあの物体は小屋です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That object as thick as a hat is a hut.
INTO JAPANESE
帽子ほどの分厚いあの物体は小屋です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That object as thick as a hat is a hut.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.