YOU SAID:
farts make my pants go aaaaa
INTO JAPANESE
おならは私のズボンをaaaaaaにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Farewell make my pants aaaaaa
INTO JAPANESE
さようなら私のズボンをaaaaaaにする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Goodbye my pants aaaaaa
INTO JAPANESE
さようなら私のズボンaaaaaa
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Goodbye my pants aaaaaa
You should move to Japan!