YOU SAID:
farting till i go to the moon
INTO JAPANESE
私は月に行くまでおなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm far to go to the moon
INTO JAPANESE
私は月に行くのが遠い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am far to go to the moon
INTO JAPANESE
私は月に行くのが遠い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am far to go to the moon
Come on, you can do better than that.