YOU SAID:
Farting on a calf and then killing myself
INTO JAPANESE
子牛におならをして自殺
BACK INTO ENGLISH
commits suicide by farting into a calf
INTO JAPANESE
子牛におならをして自殺する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
commit suicide by farting in a calf
INTO JAPANESE
ふくらはぎでおならをして自殺する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
commit suicide by farting in your calf
INTO JAPANESE
ふくらはぎでおならをして自殺する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
commit suicide by farting in your calf
You should move to Japan!