YOU SAID:
farting is the only way to solve suicide
INTO JAPANESE
おならは自殺を解決する唯一の方法です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A ton is the only way to solve suicide.
INTO JAPANESE
1トンは自殺を解決する唯一の方法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A ton is the only way to solve suicide.
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