YOU SAID:
farded and shidded and camed in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにはめ込まれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was set in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンに着こなしていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was dressed in pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを着ていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was wearing pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを着ていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was wearing pants
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