YOU SAID:
Fam, its's cold innit.
INTO JAPANESE
ファム、冷たいよね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fumes are cold, aren't they?
INTO JAPANESE
煙は冷たいですよね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The smoke is cold, isn't it?
INTO JAPANESE
煙が冷たいですよね。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The smoke is cold, isn't it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.