YOU SAID:
Excuse my teacher, my homework ate my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の先生を許して、私の宿題は私の犬を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forgiving my teacher, my homework ate my dog
INTO JAPANESE
私の先生を許し、私の宿題は私の犬を食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forgiving my teacher, my homework ate my dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.