YOU SAID:
excuse meh sirrrrrr, can i touch ur ding dong
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私はあなたの丁洞に触れることができますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Excuse me, can I touch your Dingdong?
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、丁東に触れせてもらえますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Excuse me, can you touch Dingdong?
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、丁東に触れてくれる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Excuse me, will you touch Dingdong?
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、丁東に触ってくれませんか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Excuse me, will you touch Dingdong?
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