YOU SAID:
Excuse me where is the restroom I’m about to wet myself.
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、トイレはどこですか?おしっこが漏れそうです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Excuse me, where is the toilet? I'm about to pee.
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、トイレはどこですか?おしっこしたいんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Excuse me, where is the bathroom? I need to pee.
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、トイレはどこですか?おしっこしたいんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Excuse me, where is the bathroom? I need to pee.
Come on, you can do better than that.