YOU SAID:
Excuse me sir there is some bacon in your hair
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すみませんサーあなたの髪にいくつかのベーコンがあります。
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I'm sorry Sir your hair has some bacon.
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すみませんサーあなたの髪はいくつかのベーコン。
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I'm sorry Sir your hair's some bacon.
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すみませんサーあなたの髪のいくつかのベーコン。
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I'm sorry Sir Bacon some of your hair.
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私は申し訳ありませんがサー ベーコンあなたの髪のいくつか。
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I sorry Sir Bacon some of your hair.
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私残念サー ベーコンあなたの髪のいくつか。
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I pity Sir Bacon some of your hair.
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サー ベーコンを残念なあなたの髪のいくつか。
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Sir Bacon, some unfortunately your hair.
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サー ベーコン、残念なことにいくつかのあなたの髪。
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Sir Bacon, unfortunately some of your hair.
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残念なことにあなたの髪のいくつかサー ベーコン。
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Unfortunately some Sir Bacon in your hair.
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残念なことにいくつかサーのベーコンあなたの髪。
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Sadly Sir some Bacon in your hair.
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悲しいことに、サー、あなたの髪のいくつかのベーコン。
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Sad to say, Sir, and your hair some bacon.
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あなたの髪、サー、悲しいことにいくつかのベーコン。
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Your hair, Sir, sad that some bacon.
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サー、悲しい、あなたの髪にいくつかのベーコン。
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Sir, sad, your hair some bacon.
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サー、悲しいことに、あなたの髪いくつかのベーコン。
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Sir, sad to say, your hair some bacon.
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サー、悲しいこと、あなたの髪にいくつかのベーコン。
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Sir, sad to say, your hair some bacon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.