YOU SAID:
Excuse me monsieur, where is the bathroom
INTO JAPANESE
ムッシュ、すみません、トイレはどこ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Monsieur, excuse me, where is the toilet?
INTO JAPANESE
ムッシュ、すみません、トイレはどこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Monsieur, sorry, toilet is where?
INTO JAPANESE
ムッシュ、申し訳ありませんが、トイレはどこですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Monsieur, I'm sorry, but where is the toilet?
INTO JAPANESE
ムッシュー、私は申し訳ありませんが、トイレはどこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Monsieur, I'm sorry, but where is the toilet?
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